Ladies and Gents, for those very few of you who don't know me already, I'm Tony Stark. Or you can call me Iron Man. Whatever suits you. I am the playboy, billionaire, and philanthropist genius in charge of Stark Industries. Bla bla bla... Oh who gives a shit. Go ahead and give me a nudge. I'll be sure to write back if I'm not too busy doing... doing some things that aren't any of your business.